I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies.– Lore Sjöberg, Alt Text: Taking Another Look at the Myth of the ‘Nice Guy’ (via babyspooks)
(Source: susurrantpetrichor)Via Tired Hungry and Horny
These aren’t just pictures.
They’re the pictures.
if you didn’t sing the intro song I know you’re lying
Via That Suave Redhead
FOR THE LAST TIME I WASN’T FLIRTING WITH LYDIA, OKAY?
OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE SO MANY ISSUES.
ALSO, I AM NOT CLEANING ANY OF THAT SAND OUT OF YOUR SNOUT. YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
someone come here and do this omg
Uggghhhhhh I love when Matthew does this. Cute cute cute 😊
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower
- The Fault in Our Stars
- Looking for Alaska
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Fight Club
- Pride and Prejudice
- Life of Pi
- Paper Towns
- Beautiful Creatures
- Clockwork Princess
- An Abundance of Katherines
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
- The Twilight Saga
- 50 Shades of Grey
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- The Catcher in the Rye
- The Cuckoo’s Calling
- Wuthering Heights
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
We just were talking and seeing if we wanted to add anything to the record. Cory had heard every song from the album, obviously with the exception of those two [‘Cannonball’ and ‘If You Say So’]. And I figured I had the opportunity, if I want to add anything, and we sat down and we came up with ‘If You Say So,’ which is a very, very, very personal, it’s a very personal and it’s a very intense song for me, that’s one thing. And I just felt that ‘Cannonball’ was the perfect first song for people to hear from this record. It just really explains where I am right now and it’s been such an inspirational song for me. It’s been such a rock, such a source of strength for me.– Lea Michele (via littlegleeprincess) Via you're a mean drunk
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
love this movie
To this day can not finish this movie. I am horrible at watching human suffering. I can’t.
Via All I Really Want
I always say thank you because
a) it’s polite I say it to whoever says something nice to me idc who it is old guy teen guy homeless guy whatever
b) some girl got her face shot off like 5 blocks from where i hang out because she ignored some guy telling her she was pretty and i’m not taking any chances
Honestly I’m gonna say it but this is why we need feminism. You should say thanks cause you want to, and the comment was welcome. Not because someone may kill you for not responding to their cat call.